Corporate Stupidity in Action

The following was sent to yours truly from an anonymous employee of a nationwide furniture store: 


"Your inventory reads correct make sure to explain to sales how to sale these pictures there is a A and B picture we are starting to get lots of errors also to give you the tags to attach to sales orders so if there is a problem we know what happen."

Worst run-on sentence ever!  Not to mention the numerous other grammatical errors.  You would need the corporate translator set to "stoopid" to be able to decipher this.  I won't pretend that I don't make grammar errors myself.  I prefer to write in a more informal, conversational style that probably lends itself to some intentional errors.  But really?  This is awful.  

I am reminded of this thing we had in 5th grade called "Grammar Corner."  It wasn't in a corner, so I don't know why it was called that.  In fact, it was on an overhead projector, so projecting into a corner would have been a little trippy.  But at the beginning of English class, the teacher would project a sentence with deliberate errors and you were supposed to correct them and label the corrections with their appropriate designations like, "subject verb agreement" or some other crap.  I could always correct them, but usually my reason was, "It doesn't sound right."  

This would be the Grammar Corner from Hell.  It would take the entire class to document all the ways this is retarded.